Shoplifters of the World Unite and Take Over

I just read a couple of articles about a global shoplifting epidemic… it reminded me of the Morrissey song… Shoplifters of the World, Unite and Take Over. Those silly English anarchists…

Bacardi Commercial

Hey Bacardi! Nice work on your latest commercial. Yeah, the one where you encourage mass litering, public drunkenness, boating while intoxicated, and an environmental catasrophe by encouraging hundreds of people to pollute a body of water with thousands of foreign rocks to create an unsafe, artificial island to party on! Great advertisement, jackasses!

Destroy the environment, drink Bacardi!

Support a Dead Child Molester

Go see Michael Jackson’s new movie… Support your favorite dead child molester. Come on, I know you’d still be a fan if he molested one of your children… wouldn’t you?

Have they buried that pederass yet?

Peanut Butter

Do you prefer crunchy or creamy peanut butter? If you just answered creamy in your head, then you are a fucking idiot. Seriously, get your head examined… you probably like mayo with your french fries too… Absolutely disgusting!

Cliff Lee Versus C.C. Sabathia

Tonight, Cliff Lee will be pitching against C.C. Sabathia in game one of the world series… Don’t you just love being a Cleveland sports fan?!?

Lane Kiffin Reprimanded by SEC Again

Lane Kiffin was reprimanded for crying about losing again… lose like a man, Lane… lose like a man.

Free Grilled Chicken at KFC on October 26th

Get one piece of free grilled chicken at KFC tomorrow… I don’t really like KFC, but I know how much PETA hates them. Support KFC this Monday, October 26th!

Jackie Chan Matsui

Tell me that Matsui dude (who plays for the New York Yankees) doesn’t look like Jackie Chan… That Jackie Chan is a one hell of a baseball player…

Lane Kiffin Sucks

Congratulations on beating up on Western Kentucky and barely squeeking by Ohio University… Also, way to earn a “moral victory” in your LOSS to Florida. Tennessee is now 2-3 and will soon be 2-6 and will lose at least 7 games this year. What a freaking joke!?! Lane Kiffin sucks… He is the PETA of college coaches.

Hey Lane Kiffin

Hey Lane,

Remember when you bragged about how Tennessee landed wide receiver Nu’Keese Richardson out of Florida’s backyard? I bet Florida didn’t forget. I can’t wait to watch your team get diamantled this Saturday!!!! Prediction: Gators 56 Vols 13… Lane, you are a JACKASS!