The Socially Abrasive

George Lopez

latchbeam — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:45:51 +0000

Making fun of Mexicans is only funny for so long… someone is on their 14th minute already.

Global Warming

latchbeam — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:44:11 +0000

Its fake… deal with it.

Shoplifters of the World Unite and Take Over

latchbeam — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:15:06 +0000

I just read a couple of articles about a global shoplifting epidemic… it reminded me of the Morrissey song… Shoplifters of the World, Unite and Take Over. Those silly English anarchists…

Bacardi Commercial

latchbeam — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:38:01 +0000

Hey Bacardi! Nice work on your latest commercial. Yeah, the one where you encourage mass litering, public drunkenness, boating while intoxicated, and an environmental catasrophe by encouraging hundreds of people to pollute a body of water with thousands of foreign rocks to create an unsafe, artificial island to party on! Great advertisement, jackasses!

Destroy the environment, drink Bacardi!

Support a Dead Child Molester

latchbeam — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:15:23 +0000

Go see Michael Jackson’s new movie… Support your favorite dead child molester. Come on, I know you’d still be a fan if he molested one of your children… wouldn’t you?

Have they buried that pederass yet?

Peanut Butter

latchbeam — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:39:37 +0000

Do you prefer crunchy or creamy peanut butter? If you just answered creamy in your head, then you are a fucking idiot. Seriously, get your head examined… you probably like mayo with your french fries too… Absolutely disgusting!

Cliff Lee Versus C.C. Sabathia

latchbeam — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:49:14 +0000

Tonight, Cliff Lee will be pitching against C.C. Sabathia in game one of the world series… Don’t you just love being a Cleveland sports fan?!?

Lane Kiffin Reprimanded by SEC Again

latchbeam — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:00:22 +0000

Lane Kiffin was reprimanded for crying about losing again… lose like a man, Lane… lose like a man.

Free Grilled Chicken at KFC on October 26th

latchbeam — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:24:10 +0000

Get one piece of free grilled chicken at KFC tomorrow… I don’t really like KFC, but I know how much PETA hates them. Support KFC this Monday, October 26th!

Jackie Chan Matsui

latchbeam — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:02:29 +0000

Tell me that Matsui dude (who plays for the New York Yankees) doesn’t look like Jackie Chan… That Jackie Chan is a one hell of a baseball player…