The Socially Abrasive

Dale Sveum

latchbeam — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:13:01 +0000

Now that Dale Sveum has been hired as the Cubs new Manager, its time for a new campaign to start… #1) Its time to grow that mullet back AND #2) Its time to grow back that cheesy 80′s mustache! Come on Dale, do it for Wrigleyville!!!!

Jerry’s Kids

latchbeam — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:47:27 +0000

Look like Jerry Sandusky has given “Jerry’s Kids” a new meaning… What? Too soon!? You are a sick dude Jerry Sandusky… I guess I should put the Penn State Nittany Rapists shirt away for a few more weeks…

Sharon Bialek Media Whore

latchbeam — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:21:37 +0000

Sharon Bialek is a whore… a flat out media whore. Actually I’m wrong, I retract that… She is a LYING Media Whore! I predict she will become a pornstar or pose in Playboy soon. I also predict that people will call her a whore.

AARP

latchbeam — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:29:16 +0000

Remember when AARP was a nonprofit organization that had no political agenda and actually looked out for the elderly!? I can’t believe they still don’t pay taxes…

Wall Street Protests

latchbeam — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:54:49 +0000

Look at all the F-ing hippies protesting!!!

Mysterious Orange Goo

latchbeam — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 14:56:25 +0000

Hey lady, its called whale Jizz!!

http://news.yahoo.com/mysterious-orange-goo-washes-alaska-village-003453550.html

Judge James Gwin

latchbeam — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 22:13:30 +0000

This D-bag judge has a hard on for Rumsfeld… This guy is a WACKO!!!

David Haye vs. Wladimir Klitschko

latchbeam — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 00:18:41 +0000

I hope Klitschko DESTROYS him. Haye is nothing but a brainless thug…

Irving and Kanter

latchbeam — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:45:19 +0000

Do it… do it…
Come on Cavs!!!

Release the Hounds!

latchbeam — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:43:42 +0000

What a joke to release oil reserves now!?! Not political at all…