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Posted by latchbeam on September 20, 2014

PETA SUCKS!

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PETA

Posted by latchbeam on June 7, 2012

Still sucks balls!!!

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Democrats

Posted by latchbeam on March 7, 2012

Democrats are more likely to commit an act of domestic violence, as compared to republicans. This is a fact.

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Dale Sveum

Posted by latchbeam on November 17, 2011

Now that Dale Sveum has been hired as the Cubs new Manager, its time for a new campaign to start… #1) Its time to grow that mullet back AND #2) Its time to grow back that cheesy 80’s mustache! Come on Dale, do it for Wrigleyville!!!!

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Jerry’s Kids

Posted by latchbeam on November 9, 2011

Look like Jerry Sandusky has given “Jerry’s Kids” a new meaning… What? Too soon!? You are a sick dude Jerry Sandusky… I guess I should put the Penn State Nittany Rapists shirt away for a few more weeks…

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Sharon Bialek Media Whore

Posted by latchbeam on November 8, 2011

Sharon Bialek is a whore… a flat out media whore. Actually I’m wrong, I retract that… She is a LYING Media Whore! I predict she will become a pornstar or pose in Playboy soon. I also predict that people will call her a whore.

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AARP

Posted by latchbeam on October 28, 2011

Remember when AARP was a nonprofit organization that had no political agenda and actually looked out for the elderly!? I can’t believe they still don’t pay taxes…

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Wall Street Protests

Posted by latchbeam on October 3, 2011

Look at all the F-ing hippies protesting!!!

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Mysterious Orange Goo

Posted by latchbeam on August 5, 2011

Hey lady, its called whale Jizz!!

http://news.yahoo.com/mysterious-orange-goo-washes-alaska-village-003453550.html

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Judge James Gwin

Posted by latchbeam on August 4, 2011

This D-bag judge has a hard on for Rumsfeld… This guy is a WACKO!!!

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