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Archive for September, 2008

Capital Punishment

Posted by latchbeam on September 27, 2008

I oppose capital punishment.  I agree with the ultra liberal scumbags at Salon.com on this issue… the only minor difference in our views is that I only oppose it for people under the age of zero…

Salon.com’s new mission statment: “Liberally executing babies since our inception”

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Ike

Posted by latchbeam on September 13, 2008

Man, Ike beat up Galveston like it was Tina Turner.

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Remember when…

Posted by latchbeam on September 10, 2008

Remember when Al Franken was funny?  He use to be a really talented writer/actor on SNL.  That was a really long time ago… How about Keith Olbermann?  That dude was F-ing hilarious!  He was incredible on ESPN! 

What the F happened to those guys?  I would love to know what process they went through to become the gigantic douche bags that they are today.  Whatever process that may be, should be made public so that everyone can learn how not to repeat it. 

Sadly, today, Keith Olbermann is a tool and Al Franken is a little whiny bitch… and I think that they both realize it.  I’m fairly sure that all of their family and friends are disappointed in them.

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Remember when…

Posted by latchbeam on September 9, 2008

Remember when Spike Lee use to make good movies?  Yeah… Right… Me neither.

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Worse than the Huffington Post?

Posted by latchbeam on September 6, 2008

I had the naseuating experience of stumbling upon the liberal online rag that is salon.com… After reading one of the worst articles in years, I had to find the source of it.  When I did, I came across a goldmine of equally unimpressive articles.  What kind of people write these articles and spend money to support such a website?  Whores!  Attention whores strike again!

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The Huffington Post

Posted by latchbeam on September 4, 2008

I just read the Huffington Post today… I nearly vomitted.  What a horrible fucking excuse for a media outlet.  There was nothing but tabloid crap on Sarah Palin and all ass kissing praise for Barrack Hussein Obama. 

Hey Arianna Huffington, your opinions suck.  Your staff of “writers” and “editors” are horrible!  The layout and organization of your website is elementary at best.  Its a really good thing that you inherited shitload of money, because you would have never made it in the real world without it.  Just to make sure this is Socially Abrasive enough… You are also a whore… a pathetic attention whore… but a whore nonetheless.

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