I had an excellent idea for a prank to play on PETA today. Here are the details… First, go to the grocery store. Purchase the following:
a few dozen tomatos
2 large cans of beats
some cooked spaghetti
a few cans of lard or shortening
ketchup or thick tomato sauce
some assorted meat products (hot dogs, kidneys, livers, pigs feet, ham bone, or anything with fat and bone, etc.).
Next, go to a Home Depot, Lowe’s or whatever local place sells chipper-shredders… buy one. Also, buy a cheap trash can and some items to make a cheap looking sign. Maybe go to Wal-Mart for those items, just because I think the PETA brainwashees would hate Wal-Mart for some reason. Then, drive to a Pet’s Mart or whatever large/chain pet store is around, and set up the chipper-shredder (you may need an extension cord) in a place which would be somewhat visible to customers. Put a small sign on the trash cans that says something similar to, “Animals That We Can’t Sell” or “Sick Animals” …you get the idea.
Place the trash can in front of the chipper-shredder, turn it on and throw in your grocery items. The trash can will basically just get covered by all the shit coming through the chipper-shredder, which will make for a nice visual efect. Make sure your sign is visible afterward, get a good parking spot for people watching and Enjoy!
By no means am I suggesting that you attempt this prank. However, if you do, PLEASE send me pictures and/or any video of it!