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Archive for January, 2010


Posted by latchbeam on January 8, 2010

Are you freaking kidding me?!? You and your agent make your demands to your new president (Mike Homgren) 10 minutes after he arrives? You’re re-negotiating a contract that has 3 years left on it? Aren’t you a former convicted drug dealer? Joshua… you are a kick returner! You are a horrible route running wide receiver with shitty hands. You are fragile. Now you think you are worth $5 million a year?!? Fuck you “Joshua” Cribbs… Your agent is screwing you in front of everyone and you are too dumb to realize it. Grow up JACKASS… stop pretending you are the best thing to happen to the NFL, you former undrafted, drug-dealing scumbag!!! What do former convicted drug dealers usually make a year? Is 1.4 million about right? You ungrateful piece of shit… I hope you never play another down for the Cleveland Browns, you tool!

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PETA exploiting Michelle Obama

Posted by latchbeam on January 7, 2010

Really PETA?? You are using the president’s wife on an advertisement without permission?!? Are you eating retard sandwiches again? You know, retard is more than likely made out of some sort of mistreated meat…

Nice work in trying to use the first lady to push your eco terrorist movement! You and your high school caliber editors almost got away with exploiting the first lady… I mean who would really notice your use of one of the most popular people in the United States, right? JACKASSES!!!

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