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Archive for April, 2010

Another Short Conversation Between Ben Roethlisberger and Will Ferrell

Posted by latchbeam on April 20, 2010

Big Ben: “Hey Will, how have you been?”

Will Ferrell: “Oh, hey there Ben. I’ve been really, really good… You should stop raping women. That’s not cool, man… Not cool at all.”

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Joakim Noah is a Girl

Posted by latchbeam on April 19, 2010

Joakim? Let’s just call him Kim… and let’s refer to “him” as “she” from now on. Your mom may be a really amazing looking supermodel, but you are one ugly chick! If you play basketball like a girl, talk smack like a girl, and look like a girl… you must be a girl. She is really FUGLY!!! 

Hey Kim, sorry that you didn’t have quite the shopping experience in Cleveland and Boston that you have in Chicago… Maybe they only make clothing for 6’11” women in Chicago???

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KFC Doubles Down on PETA

Posted by latchbeam on April 14, 2010

Here is a description of the Double Down sandwich from KFC’s menu: The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!

Here is a description of the KFC Double Down sandwich from PETA: “Murder!”

Fuck you PETA! Go KFC!!!

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