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Jimmy Patsos Rumored to be Hired as Maryland Assistant Basketball Coach

Posted by latchbeam on May 10, 2010

Wow, rumor has it that Maryland is going to hire basketball “genius” Jimmy Patsos, Head Coach of Loyola College as an assistant coach (again)… the only coach that I know that considers an individual accomplishment (holding Stephen Curry scoreless) to be a team victory despite losing by 30 points!! That’s right they lost by 30 points!!!!

“Anybody else ever hold him scoreless?” Patsos said. “I’m a history major. They’re going to remember that we held him scoreless or we lost by 30?” (Here is the previous blog/article from Decemeber 2008

Hey Jimmy, the History major… I remember your selfish, bone-headed move! I remember that you lost by 30 F-ing points! Jimmy Patsos, you are still the worst coach in the history of basketball! I’m sure you are just trying to use your connections at Maryland to leverage a better salary at Loyola.


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