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Archive for May 27th, 2010

Beets

Posted by latchbeam on May 27, 2010

I hate beets… I find it hard to believe that anyone likes them. Its not cool to eat beets. They are bloody red, smell like rotting garbage and taste like feet. To top it off, they are messy as F and difficult to clean up.

Just watch someone eat a large piece of cooked beet…watch the bloody juice stain their teeth… and then maybe bleed down their chin a little bit. Its F-ing disguisting…

For the beet lover out there, I challenge you to eat beets at least once every day for a week… and I’m not talking about one lame beat on a salad… I’m talking about one large serving of cooked beets. Do it! Do it and I GUARANTEE that you will puke.

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