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Archive for February, 2011

Joe Fortenbaugh

Posted by latchbeam on February 19, 2011

One of the worst, ill-researched football articles I have ever read. Joe is clearly bored with his job. Cleveland Browns Stadium was ranked 25th? Really Joe, really?

Here is the article: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AhREbWQfxYOMji774qghedxDubYF?slug=nfp-20110217_ranking_the_nfl_stadiums

Here is his email: Joe.Fortenbaugh@NationalFootballPost.com

Make sure to drop him a line and call him a lazy retard.

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Jim Gray

Posted by latchbeam on February 18, 2011

Jim Gray, you are a dbag and you know it. Its that simple.

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The Google IPhone

Posted by latchbeam on February 14, 2011

I just want to see how many nerds read this article title and got excited. NERD ALERT!!

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You Suck at Driving

Posted by latchbeam on February 14, 2011

I saw you eating a sandwich, looking at yourself in the mirror AND texting… all within the 7 seconds it took me to pass you weaving in and out of the slow lane. How can you possibly be paying any attention to the road? You suck at driving… and you probably suck at life too.

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Like a Thief of a Neighbor, State Farm is There

Posted by latchbeam on February 14, 2011

State Farm are the terrorists of auto insurers… The PETA of the insurance industry… and whatever other service of the month they decide they can rip consumers off with.

Like a bad neighbor, State Farm will lie, cheat and steal from you.

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State Farm

Posted by latchbeam on February 9, 2011

Is there a more evil company in the United States?

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The Funniest News Story I Have EVER Read!

Posted by latchbeam on February 7, 2011

I just laughed for 15 minutes straight! This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life! Coincidentally, its probably the worst investment anyone has ever made!?! Great job AOL! Way to take yourself down another peg or two… No one thought it was possible!?!

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/AOL-steps-up-news-ad-push-apf-3188339859.html?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=5&asset=&ccode=

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Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick

Posted by latchbeam on February 2, 2011

If Ben Roethlisberger can have a fiance, then why can’t Michael Vick have a dog?

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