The Socially Abrasive

The Blog of the One and Only, Latch Beam

David Haye vs. Wladimir Klitschko

Posted by latchbeam on June 30, 2011

I hope Klitschko DESTROYS him. Haye is nothing but a brainless thug…

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Irving and Kanter

Posted by latchbeam on June 23, 2011

Do it… do it…
Come on Cavs!!!

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Release the Hounds!

Posted by latchbeam on June 23, 2011

What a joke to release oil reserves now!?! Not political at all…

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Enjoy the View, Lakers!

Posted by latchbeam on May 10, 2011

Sorry to see the CLASSLESS Lakers get hammered, 4-0… Enjoy watching the rest of the playoffs from your couch at home!

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Its been a little while…

Posted by latchbeam on April 27, 2011

Since I said PETA blows! PETA BLOOOOOOOOWS!!!

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LeBron’s Mom Arreseted

Posted by latchbeam on April 7, 2011

What a surprise!?! There is nooooooo way drugs were involved… Miami is now going to find out what Akron has known all along.

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I Would Be A Hippie…

Posted by latchbeam on April 7, 2011

but I have a job, don’t smoke pot every day, have shorter hair, shower daily, brush my teeth, don’t wear tie-dye clothing or hemp clothing, and am not a bleeding heart liberal…

I mean I do recycle and listen to rock music. Doesn’t that make me like one-sixteenth hippie?

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Bob Parsons Hates PETA

Posted by latchbeam on April 1, 2011

He also hates elephants… I bet PETA boycotts GoDaddy.com, of which I am a huge fan and customer..,

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PETA Protests Meat with Nude Showers

Posted by latchbeam on March 23, 2011

PETA is sooooo not pretentious…

Looks like I’ll be having a hamburger for dinner.

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Giraffes Suck

Posted by latchbeam on March 21, 2011

They do…

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